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  • Mimosas and tits, the breakfast of champions!

    Submitted by cfreymarc on Apr 28, 11 at 6:14pm
  • Fancy, strip-club, and breakfast are all mutually exclusive... unless your idea of classy is someone at the breakfast table asking, "Can you pass the Hep. C, please?"

    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 28, 11 at 4:38pm
  • I can hear it now "I'll have two eggs, two pancakes with syrup, and a lap dance from a stripper without bullet wound scars and a c-section. What do you mean you don't have?"

    Submitted by triforfun38117 on Apr 29, 11 at 8:12pm
  • Who says "no"?

    Submitted by dumsumbitch on Apr 29, 11 at 2:07am
  • I think this sounds awesome and I'm a girl.

    Submitted by locoprincess08 on Apr 29, 11 at 12:41am
  • Also my favorite part of this is that it's a Friday breakfast... not Saturday or Sunday when most people might legitimately be off work. I love this post!

    Submitted by enormoustard on Apr 28, 11 at 4:42pm
  • be prepared to buy me 7 lap dances

    Submitted by dat_azz_69 on Apr 29, 11 at 9:51am
  • @cfraymarc yesssss! I wantiiiitttttt. Lol

    Submitted by AshipherSmithers on Apr 29, 11 at 12:51am
  • be prepared to be rejected, and be prepared to possibly die alone and unhappy.

    Submitted by polacke on Apr 28, 11 at 3:41pm