Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
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Mimosas and tits, the breakfast of champions!
Fancy, strip-club, and breakfast are all mutually exclusive... unless your idea of classy is someone at the breakfast table asking, "Can you pass the Hep. C, please?"
I can hear it now "I'll have two eggs, two pancakes with syrup, and a lap dance from a stripper without bullet wound scars and a c-section. What do you mean you don't have?"
Who says "no"?
I think this sounds awesome and I'm a girl.
You're saying that most other women wouldn't want to do this??
Also my favorite part of this is that it's a Friday breakfast... not Saturday or Sunday when most people might legitimately be off work. I love this post!
be prepared to buy me 7 lap dances
@cfraymarc yesssss! I wantiiiitttttt. Lol
be prepared to be rejected, and be prepared to possibly die alone and unhappy.