I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
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Yeah? Well I'm currently predrinking downstairs in my room by myself. Absolut and water with a hint of mint because I'm using the glass I keep my toothbrush in. Fuck, you bitches better get off work soon.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
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either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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