So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
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I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
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You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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