So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
The air was thick with penises
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
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