So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
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Next place you can hook up in is Hell cause that's were you're going!
Spiritually, quite trashy. In every other sense, just awesome.
Actually, in Soviet Russia, Stalin waged a war against religion as a competitor to his personality cult. So there were no churches to fuck in.
Fuck you 11:20
Definately trashy for hooking up in a church!
In soviet russia all churchs have sex room for drunk hookup
Trashy. Please stop with the this or that at the end of all the texts, it's so redundant.
You fucked? Be specific stop saying hookup
What was the reception in the church basement or something? It must be trashy if you can get back into the church during/after the reception when drunk.
Ur a fucking liar
Dude if u don't like the comments, then don't read them.
You. Are. Trash.
Stop attending church.
Snuck is a word. So is ain't. So is alright... doesn't mean they're right! Anyways, all y'all grammar weirdos need to stop editing these all the time.
922 lolll ...dirkaaaa
I love 9:22. I feel like the soviet Russia guy should be red in the face and want to fuckin drown himself.
Neither, just the biggest whore in church
Dear 12:08: nope, snuck is a word, and here's Conan and a dictionary to prove it, so go screw yourself:
I agree quit it with the this or that at the end of these texts. it's right up there with "epic" and "that high" on the list of annoying overplayed phrases here.
Probably not that trashy, if you were still dressed.
Classy! Nice dude ;)
totally fake. however if this were to happen that woulda be categorized as trashy. good Job.
Completely trashy. Shame on u
That is just amazing!
Mad classy haha
Classy as hell
Actually 9:22 there were still plenty of underground churches in Russia much like there are today in China so maybe you should spend a little time in your books and less time on tfln!
must be episcopalian
Trashy. Although I applaud you for going to church.
I hope you stayed for confession after
Hahahagahhahagah so great
6:27 dude if ya don't like the texts... don't look at the site