My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
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maybe your mom wants you to move out and is trying to embarrass you on purpose
Don't let the dog lick you D:
Shut up, 5:35. You live with your mom.
Damn, that works? I've got to tell my kid that one!
Smart idea, but maybe you should of tired moving out of your house before hand anyways...
BURN!!!!!!!!!!.....oh shit, am I 5:35?
didn't she really say that your dad licks her toes while she and your dog are having sex?
shouldnt be living with your mom in the first place.
i wonder if she uses penut butter too?
Haha, that's it? I can tell you half the gruesome details of what my parents do from foreplay (texting as it were, go figure) to finish--my mom likes to gross my sister out so I end up hearing a lot of what's said. I find the whole thing hilarious. If I found out our dog did that I'd be rolling on the floor laughing, not looking for an apartment.
Your mom is pretty smart.
FIRSTT WOOO CELEBRITYYY
So they're not doing threesomes with that whore from next door anymore ?