Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
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the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
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It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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