I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
he changed my name in his contacts to "rick", so his mom wouldn't know he was texting me
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
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Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Went to my car this morning. Found a waffle from Waffle House in the front seat. No idea how it got there. So hung over I ate it.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
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Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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