i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
when I was too drunk to walk on my own two feet, he stole a shopping cart from the grocery store at the corner and proceeded to wheel me back to my apartment.
Then he tucked me in, gave me a goodnight kiss and slept on my sofa. I woke up this morning and he was making waffles.
he is a god among men.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
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