What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
She drove all the way from Austin to have sex with me. I think it's a safe assumption my dick will have an easy life in college.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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