He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
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Would not have been able to stop myself from responding, "I don't find 3 to be a particularly intimidating number."
ohh jacksonville, this is why i don't go to your bars anymore.
It's alright to be a redneck. - Alan Jackson
Its funny how everyone assumes that this happened in Jax considering all the hick towns in the 904...Starke, Lawtey, Callahan, Yulee, Hilliard, Middleburg, Macclenny, Sanderson...really...do I need to continue?
Sadly, I know at least one person that thinks so highly of himself...but I can confirm...it isnt him...lol
hey 11:59, what if he means diameter?
did someone honestly say nascar was a sport?!? are you effin' kidding me you hilljack? it's like wwe/f wrestling you mobile home dweller. all planned out. nothing "sporty" about it.
this is glorious, it seems dale has gone to race in a vaginal place
this fucking site wont let me put up the link from youtubea
11.29 you just became my favorite person.
Don't bust out the stereotypes, guys, Dale Sr. was actually a pretty badass dude, and I'm from the Northeast. Not all NASCAR fans are hicks, trust me on that one.
..a good majority of them are, but not ALL of them xD
sometimes it is a shame to live in jacksonville. love it, crazy ass people and place, but some of the shit is just nasty.
This made me laugh so fucking hard.
im from alabama n this would be a horrible night for me
actually, Chinese people cant drive. Trust me. I have been to China.
buddy of mine tattoed a hand giving the finger on his ass. Talk about white trash
That is a fucking awesome tat. absolutely hilarious
I hope you ran away laughing your ass off
This is terrible and very red-neckish.
Does he have a tattoo of a Budweiser can on his arm?
Good lawd, that is unfortunate.
This is what you get for searching for a mate in a trailer park.
Is he as fast as Dale too?
8:13, well fuckin said.
I miss DAAAALLE....sniff :_( waaaahhh...
Haha, same here 1:51. Crossing streets there means gambling with your life.
236, go shoot yourself please. or date sahel kazemi.
haha, this is hilarious. to everyone saying "run away" i really hope she slept with him. this is awesome in so many ways! and i'm not a hick, i'm from new york city
Totally agree with 12:07.
That is just pure dedication right there!!!
mega fake actually.
I would totally have slept with this guy. That is amazing. I am a huge Nascar fan and a girl, and -shocker- I can read and write and I am going to college. I think this is the greatest thing ever!
I agree the rest are stereotypes but chinese ppl can't drive is a fact. Along with black ppl eat fried chicken all the time
in Alabama this would be a good night
Let's get NASCAR drunk!!!
XD Middleburg all the way.
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Gross, disgusting, redneck, disappointment to this country. Dirty fucking south.
Hey 2:26... GO FUCK YOURSELF. Stop trying to ruin shit for everyone else. Loser.
That shit is awesome. DALE SR. LIVES FOREVER.
You know you're a redneck if...
5:27....couldn't have said it better myself! GO SR.
That is awesome! GO DALE SR.!!!!!!
11:29 = hilarious.
By the way, NASCAR fans rule! Some may be hicks, but most are just normal people.
NASCAR rules above every other sport out there!
This is the best post ever put up. If you are even a casual NASCAR fan this is hysterical
In that case, thank God I don't live in Alabama.
You stay classy, Duval!
More like, how many inches it is when fully erect.
this HAS to be Lawtey.
i love rednecks
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That is the funniest text, ever. I'm not suprised at all it came from the Jacksonville area!
You might be a redneck if...
xx bans will be instated soon and it will be sooo great
Oh God, I read the text and was thinking "Hah, sounds like Baker County" and what do you know...it's from good ol' 904.
Every time he looks at his penis, he thinks of another man, huh? Hmm... that sounds strange to me.
It isn't a sport it's hicks driving in circles almost as boring as golf
2:26: motherfucker. >.<
Most. White. Trash. Text. Ever.
Should have got an 88 instead. That way it will have all these built up expectations that it never fulfills .
I'll take deal breaker for $1000 Alex...
Christ... Nascar fans are an embarrassment to America.
OMG I TOTALLY SLEPT WITH THAT GUY...SUCH A BAD LAY
this has to be fake. nascar fans don't know how to read or write... any girl who would go home with a nascar fan would not even have a cell phone... how could she text someone. i call fake.
WIN at 11:05 :D
EPIC FAIL of a tattoo... run.. he will never do much but own a truck and drink beer
Wow.... Just wow.
I'm surprised this isn't from the good ole' 502, really.