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  • hey 11:59, what if he means diameter?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:31am
  • ohh jacksonville, this is why i don't go to your bars anymore.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:48pm
  • It's alright to be a redneck. - Alan Jackson

    Submitted by osellr on Apr 1, 10 at 5:02pm
  • Would not have been able to stop myself from responding, "I don't find 3 to be a particularly intimidating number."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Its funny how everyone assumes that this happened in Jax considering all the hick towns in the 904...Starke, Lawtey, Callahan, Yulee, Hilliard, Middleburg, Macclenny, Sanderson...really...do I need to continue? Sadly, I know at least one person that thinks so highly of himself...but I can confirm...it isnt him...lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:33pm
  • did someone honestly say nascar was a sport?!? are you effin' kidding me you hilljack? it's like wwe/f wrestling you mobile home dweller. all planned out. nothing "sporty" about it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:28am
  • this is glorious, it seems dale has gone to race in a vaginal place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:29am
  • 11.29 you just became my favorite person. Don't bust out the stereotypes, guys, Dale Sr. was actually a pretty badass dude, and I'm from the Northeast. Not all NASCAR fans are hicks, trust me on that one. ..a good majority of them are, but not ALL of them xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:57pm
  • This made me laugh so fucking hard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:26pm
  • im from alabama n this would be a horrible night for me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:31am
  • That is a fucking awesome tat. absolutely hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:09pm
  • buddy of mine tattoed a hand giving the finger on his ass. Talk about white trash

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:06am
  • This is terrible and very red-neckish. Does he have a tattoo of a Budweiser can on his arm?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:42pm
  • I hope you ran away laughing your ass off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:54pm
  • sometimes it is a shame to live in jacksonville. love it, crazy ass people and place, but some of the shit is just nasty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:53pm
  • this fucking site wont let me put up the link from youtubea

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:47pm
  • Good lawd, that is unfortunate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Totally agree with 12:07. That is just pure dedication right there!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:13am
  • 8:13, well fuckin said.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:33am
  • actually, Chinese people cant drive. Trust me. I have been to China.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:51pm
  • 236, go shoot yourself please. or date sahel kazemi.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 7:45am
  • Let's get NASCAR drunk!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 29, 09 at 4:58pm
  • Is he as fast as Dale too?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 3:26pm
  • I miss DAAAALLE....sniff :_( waaaahhh...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 2:36am
  • Haha, same here 1:51. Crossing streets there means gambling with your life.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:29pm
  • haha, this is hilarious. to everyone saying "run away" i really hope she slept with him. this is awesome in so many ways! and i'm not a hick, i'm from new york city

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 10:41am
  • I would totally have slept with this guy. That is amazing. I am a huge Nascar fan and a girl, and -shocker- I can read and write and I am going to college. I think this is the greatest thing ever!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 9:23pm
  • fake. mega fake actually.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:42pm
  • This is what you get for searching for a mate in a trailer park.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:12pm
  • in Alabama this would be a good night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:13pm
  • I agree the rest are stereotypes but chinese ppl can't drive is a fact. Along with black ppl eat fried chicken all the time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:19pm
  • Hey 2:26... GO FUCK YOURSELF. Stop trying to ruin shit for everyone else. Loser. That shit is awesome. DALE SR. LIVES FOREVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:14am
  • You stay classy, Duval!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:33pm
  • Gross, disgusting, redneck, disappointment to this country. Dirty fucking south.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:42pm
  • You know you're a redneck if...

    Submitted by laidiesman on Jun 23, 10 at 12:36am
  • KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:56pm
  • In that case, thank God I don't live in Alabama.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:17pm
  • More like, how many inches it is when fully erect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:00pm
  • This is the best post ever put up. If you are even a casual NASCAR fan this is hysterical

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:07am
  • 5:27....couldn't have said it better myself! GO SR.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 15, 09 at 10:15am
  • XD Middleburg all the way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 1:10am
  • this HAS to be Lawtey.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:45pm
  • That is awesome! GO DALE SR.!!!!!! 11:29 = hilarious. By the way, NASCAR fans rule! Some may be hicks, but most are just normal people. NASCAR rules above every other sport out there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:21pm
  • i love rednecks watch ? v = x h79kWhxBh8

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Oh God, I read the text and was thinking "Hah, sounds like Baker County" and what do you know...it's from good ol' 904.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:43pm
  • You might be a redneck if...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 4:09am
  • That is the funniest text, ever. I'm not suprised at all it came from the Jacksonville area!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 28, 09 at 1:08am
  • xx bans will be instated soon and it will be sooo great

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:20am
  • Most. White. Trash. Text. Ever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 1:57am
  • Every time he looks at his penis, he thinks of another man, huh? Hmm... that sounds strange to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 1:36am
  • 2:26: motherfucker. >.<

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 4:58am
  • It isn't a sport it's hicks driving in circles almost as boring as golf

    Submitted by Dr_sparkles on Jun 3, 10 at 11:49pm
  • Should have got an 88 instead. That way it will have all these built up expectations that it never fulfills .

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I'll take deal breaker for $1000 Alex...

    Submitted by girlygears13 on Jan 24, 12 at 8:04pm
  • this has to be fake. nascar fans don't know how to read or write... any girl who would go home with a nascar fan would not even have a cell phone... how could she text someone. i call fake.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 8:13am
  • OMG I TOTALLY SLEPT WITH THAT GUY...SUCH A BAD LAY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:50am
  • Christ... Nascar fans are an embarrassment to America.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 11:05pm
  • WIN at 11:05 :D EPIC FAIL of a tattoo... run.. he will never do much but own a truck and drink beer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 10, 09 at 2:57pm
  • Wow.... Just wow. I'm surprised this isn't from the good ole' 502, really.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 11:00pm