Yo dont text me then not text me
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
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He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
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How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
I don't wanna be 33 that's when Jesus died
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