she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
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U dumped him idiot bitch
Wait, MLK wasn't a president?
Relationships are for dudes who can't get pussy while they are single. Yeah I'm talking to you 3:20
2:47. Stop calling yourself dumb.
She might be dumb but I bet she was hotter than you with a tighter pussy and perky tits. And she probably wasn't a bitch either.
Chicks always say that they're cool with just a casual relationship and then they get all serious. They can't be honest with themselves.
back and forth forever
girls don't need to know the presidents. It's not like they can be president
I bet that she's pretty hot though. The ones that dumb usually are. And incredible in bed.
Sex drugs and alchohol aren't what life is about.
She probably sucks better dick than you... so he wins here
5:20...you're just pissed cause everytime you fuck someone (although I have no idea how you get that far you douchebag) they dump your ass cause you suck in bed and find you too sad to have a relationship with. Plus you're a douche. Not a way to be for a good relationship.
Think of it as further proof of your good judgment.
then please tell me, sarre, what is life about?
2:47 you're just a dumbass
All your exes are from Texas?
Not in your backwards country anyway
MLK wasn't as worthless as 3:27
How is this a tfln? This is just some whining bitch who clearly still wants it.
10:33, 3:20 here. I didn't write that (10:14).
I hate blacks!
I thought he got shot in office. Guess I'm stupid too. Wait..are you sure he wasn't president? Or is this txt confusing?
O, but she'll keep her word.
And you're still single. He wins.
You're just jealous bitch
So, this one time, I took a day off. Turns out, it was MLK day. It kinda made me mad that I didn't play hooky from work, because I wanted to feel like a BAMF. Instead, i just felt like a douche.
I think Martin Luther was more influential then Martin Luther King Jr.
Martin luthur king is a worthless fuck just like 2:47
10:14, if she wanted to be single, she wouldn't make a point of it to keep track of her ex, even in anger.
Methinks the lady doth protest too much.
There u go again 320. Assuming that everybody wants what you want. Couples are always just botching about each other or if they aren't they're all lovey dovey about each other and both situations make everybody else sick, including other couples. Btw I usually end it when the chick gets too serious.
Martin Luther king shouldve been president. Cmon son!
"And you're still single. He wins."
Being single is awesome. Fuck being with someone just for the sake of it. Which is what almost everyone everywhere does.