Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Randomize
