thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
i fell out of the car and didnt spill my drink. come overrrr
truly a win in your book
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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