I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
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$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
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It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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