the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
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