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  • 64 30
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Jan 1, 13 at 9:15pm

    Nah, your tape worm has Apple Maps.

  • 58 43
    Submitted by crockpot on Jan 1, 13 at 10:10am

    SUPER SWIMMERS!

  • 57 46
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 1, 13 at 11:17am

    No, no, that's not sperm. You had sex with Satan, and his brood is consuming you from the inside out. Enjoy!

  • 42 29
    Submitted by gingerknowsbest on Jan 1, 13 at 5:15pm

    I know that feeling and it's terrifying.