I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
My ferret is drunk. Someone told me you'd know what to do?
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
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she said "the two best ways to sober up are to nurse someone or give a blowjob" and im gonna go along with it.
New policy: when a woman uses the word blowjob in a sentence within 5 minutes of meeting her, you buy her a drink.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
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Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
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