? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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