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  I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.

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  (801): I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow. http://tfl.nu/o553
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  Submitted by okieraider71 on Dec 31, 12 at 7:02pm

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  Rubbing your bare vag in snow will drop your breathilizer score by a full half point. If you get pulled over, jump out before the cop gets to your car. Then start rubbing. Works every time.

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  Submitted by SadieandKismet on Jan 1, 13 at 3:41pm

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  Frozen Puss! Get your Frozen Puss here!

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  Submitted by rikie83 on Dec 31, 12 at 1:25pm

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  It's ok, the saltiness will help the snow melt....

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    Submitted by WV_kiwi on Jan 1, 13 at 10:24am

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    eh? .

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  Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Jan 1, 13 at 12:41am

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  I've never heard of a girl actually trying out her cameltoe.

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  Submitted by RodFarva on Dec 31, 12 at 1:16pm

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  These pretzels are making me thirsty!

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  Submitted by vicious_vamp on Jan 1, 13 at 2:19pm

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  Good morning snowball?

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  Submitted by CessnaDriver on Dec 31, 12 at 2:03pm

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  Sixty Nine

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