Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
he prob just wants to be friends and here i am photoshopping our kids
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
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