True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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