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  • Whose got one thumb and just got laid? That guy.

    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 17, 11 at 3:40pm
  • Not many. I'm sure you can count them on one hand.

    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 17, 11 at 9:49pm
  • He's probably an awesome lay too since his nickname is "slot machine"!!!

    Submitted by porksword on Aug 17, 11 at 3:03pm
  • It's not whether he's got one arm, it's whether he's got three legs.

    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 17, 11 at 7:07pm
  • Put him in a row boat while you think about it. He'll be back. Trust me.

    Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 17, 11 at 8:14pm
  • That's true, I know of a doctor who spent years trying to find a one armed guy.

    Submitted by likeahoss on Aug 17, 11 at 2:41pm
  • always a chance to hook up with an armed guy though. hooyah navy

    Submitted by McLovin423 on Aug 17, 11 at 3:43pm
  • I'm sure I can find a Def Leppard joke in here, but I'm too drunk and tired.

    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 17, 11 at 10:59pm
  • How many chances would you want to hook up with a one armed guy?

    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 18, 11 at 8:52am
  • arthurlux, your comments are often much funnier than the posts. Bra-fucking-vo.

    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 17, 11 at 4:18pm
  • not many. hopefully uou didn't screw it up. i asked a one armed woman if icould get at least one handjob. she slaped me. ive regretted those words ever since.

    Submitted by duckdown on Aug 18, 11 at 5:14am
  • Done it. And it was great!

    Submitted by ScarletFever on Aug 17, 11 at 5:25pm
  • of course it's 978...oh massachusetts you're full of surprises

    Submitted by alyhaz17 on Aug 18, 11 at 1:17am
  • Exactly 7

    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:54pm
  • Awesome

    Submitted by iso on Aug 17, 11 at 2:40pm