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  • 83 34
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 17, 11 at 3:40pm

    Whose got one thumb and just got laid? That guy.

  • 67 46
    Submitted by porksword on Aug 17, 11 at 3:03pm

    He's probably an awesome lay too since his nickname is "slot machine"!!!

  • 63 39
    Submitted by BrendanA on Aug 17, 11 at 7:07pm

    It's not whether he's got one arm, it's whether he's got three legs.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by likeahoss on Aug 17, 11 at 2:41pm

    That's true, I know of a doctor who spent years trying to find a one armed guy.

  • 56 42
    Submitted by cannabislecter on Aug 17, 11 at 8:14pm

    Put him in a row boat while you think about it. He'll be back. Trust me.

  • 50 34
    Submitted by W_T_F on Aug 17, 11 at 9:49pm

    Not many. I'm sure you can count them on one hand.

  • 45 40
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Aug 17, 11 at 4:18pm

    arthurlux, your comments are often much funnier than the posts. Bra-fucking-vo.

  • 41 35
    Submitted by ScarletFever on Aug 17, 11 at 5:25pm

    Done it. And it was great!

  • 38 33
    Submitted by enormoustard on Aug 17, 11 at 10:59pm

    I'm sure I can find a Def Leppard joke in here, but I'm too drunk and tired.

  • 40 39
    Submitted by alyhaz17 on Aug 18, 11 at 1:17am

    of course it's 978...oh massachusetts you're full of surprises

  • 37 38
    Submitted by McLovin423 on Aug 17, 11 at 3:43pm

    always a chance to hook up with an armed guy though. hooyah navy

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Aug 18, 11 at 8:52am

    How many chances would you want to hook up with a one armed guy?

  • 23 20
    Submitted by khaoticvayne on Jan 23, 12 at 10:54pm

    Exactly 7

  • 33 44
    Submitted by duckdown on Aug 18, 11 at 5:14am

    not many. hopefully uou didn't screw it up. i asked a one armed woman if icould get at least one handjob. she slaped me. ive regretted those words ever since.

  • 34 46
    Submitted by iso on Aug 17, 11 at 2:40pm

    Awesome