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  • It's called college.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:24pm
  • Nothing low about this, it's just dedication.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 12:47pm
  • Why would you be awake at 8:30 am if you're not drinking?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:36pm
  • 8:30 AM? More like a new high. Come on. If youre not drinking at 8:30am...what ARE you doing?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Take from Wisconsin's unofficial motto: "You can't drink all day, if you don't start in the morning." We used to take shots on the bus to school just to stay warm. ^.^ -J

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 28, 09 at 2:51am
  • How old are you, 12?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 5:48pm
  • Can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 1:00pm
  • I drink vodka redbull all day everyday at work. Work starts at 5:30am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 10:27am
  • obviously not a tailgating fan

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Can people stop saying new low..... Still not funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:46pm
  • 8.30? that's amateur shit. it isnt called a tequila sunrise for nothing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 7:47pm
  • More like a new day of drinking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 09 at 11:10pm
  • Sounds like another day in nebraska !!

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 21, 09 at 4:08am
  • You now it's game day when you haven't even gotten out of bed and you're already drinking

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 12:50pm
  • as they say, it's 5:00 somewhere!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 6:06am
  • No, it's called being a Nebraskan that sleeps the fuck in...get your ass out of bed pussy we have some drinking to do!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 5, 09 at 8:46pm
  • even if it's 5am.. wait, scratch that. ESPECIALLY if it's 5am.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 9:25pm
  • What are you trying to say about me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 2:37am
  • .. yeah I'm going to go with you probably DON'T go to a big school with a good football team. Either that, or you've never had cocktails after pulling an allnighter. Never gone drunk to your 8:30? You've never lived.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 8:28pm
  • whatever... im from wis. talk to me when ur STILL drinking at 830 am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:16am
  • the early bird catches the worm. or in this case gets drunk.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 22, 09 at 9:24am
  • i really think you mean a new high

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 9:47pm
  • maybe your LIFE is a new low

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 13, 09 at 3:12am
  • Oh come on if you watch any type of college football you would know that 8:30 is for the slackers the real supporters get their ass out there at 6am! well at least in florida anyways

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 14, 09 at 6:42am