So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
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They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
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It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.