I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
This house was built for laser tag.
29 People Who Do Dirty Things Just To Get Their Way
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
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If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it