I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
now i know why i became what i already was.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
And then the night went full on bisexual.