just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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im a house keeper...better in the shower than on the sofa or in a cup...WHICH is something that happens BTW lol
curtains excite you? Are you a Drape-ophile? Maybe a Drapist?
It's cummed not came!!! You should get it right before you you post something. And yes this is a stupid text....
Ah, 7:55 a.m. - I hope you meant "you're" a fucking idiot -- but either way ...
Or else it gets the hose again
in soviet russia i had sex with your mothers face. ONLY her face
fuck you, go back
@ 8:17 That's funnier than the text!
In Soviet Russia, shower curtain cum on you
1:58--at my school, they don't. They actually don't even clean the showers. (Not on a regular basis, at least...)
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A TEXT?
This is a facebook status not a text. Are 309's easily confused?
Don't worry your mum will lick it off!!!
Why is it so weird that this is a text? My friends and I send this shit to each other all the time just to say it in a funnier way than, "I jizzed all over the certains."
Who's this sent to it's a statement
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
7:19 You jizzed all over the "certains"???? I hope you meant CURTAINS but either way your a fucking idiot