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  • 71 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm

    im a house keeper...better in the shower than on the sofa or in a cup...WHICH is something that happens BTW lol

  • 65 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:48am

    curtains excite you? Are you a Drape-ophile? Maybe a Drapist?

  • 62 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:46am

    In Soviet Russia, shower curtain cum on you

  • 67 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:17am

    Ah, 7:55 a.m. - I hope you meant "you're" a fucking idiot -- but either way ...

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:50am

    @ 8:17 That's funnier than the text!

  • 57 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:56am

    in soviet russia i had sex with your mothers face. ONLY her face

    • 44 57
      Submitted by lucky21 on Feb 9, 10 at 4:32pm

      fuck you, go back

  • 61 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:17am

    Who's this sent to it's a statement

  • 59 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:00am

    Or else it gets the hose again

  • 61 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:19am

    Why is it so weird that this is a text? My friends and I send this shit to each other all the time just to say it in a funnier way than, "I jizzed all over the certains."

  • 60 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:02am

    It's cummed not came!!! You should get it right before you you post something. And yes this is a stupid text....

  • 56 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:41pm

    This is a facebook status not a text. Are 309's easily confused?

  • 55 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:39am

    WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A TEXT?

  • 53 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:59am

    IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

  • 53 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:53pm

    Don't worry your mum will lick it off!!!

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:28pm

    1:58--at my school, they don't. They actually don't even clean the showers. (Not on a regular basis, at least...)

  • 47 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:55am

    7:19 You jizzed all over the "certains"???? I hope you meant CURTAINS but either way your a fucking idiot