just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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im a house keeper...better in the shower than on the sofa or in a cup...WHICH is something that happens BTW lol
curtains excite you? Are you a Drape-ophile? Maybe a Drapist?
Ah, 7:55 a.m. - I hope you meant "you're" a fucking idiot -- but either way ...
Or else it gets the hose again
in soviet russia i had sex with your mothers face. ONLY her face
fuck you, go back
It's cummed not came!!! You should get it right before you you post something. And yes this is a stupid text....
@ 8:17 That's funnier than the text!
In Soviet Russia, shower curtain cum on you
1:58--at my school, they don't. They actually don't even clean the showers. (Not on a regular basis, at least...)
This is a facebook status not a text. Are 309's easily confused?
Don't worry your mum will lick it off!!!
WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A TEXT?
Why is it so weird that this is a text? My friends and I send this shit to each other all the time just to say it in a funnier way than, "I jizzed all over the certains."
Who's this sent to it's a statement
IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN
7:19 You jizzed all over the "certains"???? I hope you meant CURTAINS but either way your a fucking idiot