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  • im a house keeper...better in the shower than on the sofa or in a cup...WHICH is something that happens BTW lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 31, 09 at 2:50pm
  • curtains excite you? Are you a Drape-ophile? Maybe a Drapist?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:48am
  • Ah, 7:55 a.m. - I hope you meant "you're" a fucking idiot -- but either way ...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:17am
  • Or else it gets the hose again

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:00am
  • in soviet russia i had sex with your mothers face. ONLY her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:56am
  • In Soviet Russia, shower curtain cum on you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:46am
  • It's cummed not came!!! You should get it right before you you post something. And yes this is a stupid text....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 4, 09 at 1:02am
  • @ 8:17 That's funnier than the text!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 8:50am
  • This is a facebook status not a text. Are 309's easily confused?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 1:41pm
  • Don't worry your mum will lick it off!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 12:53pm
  • WHY THE FUCK IS THIS A TEXT?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:39am
  • 1:58--at my school, they don't. They actually don't even clean the showers. (Not on a regular basis, at least...)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 12:28pm
  • Why is it so weird that this is a text? My friends and I send this shit to each other all the time just to say it in a funnier way than, "I jizzed all over the certains."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:19am
  • IT RUBS THE LOTION ON ITS SKIN

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:59am
  • Who's this sent to it's a statement

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 6:17am
  • 7:19 You jizzed all over the "certains"???? I hope you meant CURTAINS but either way your a fucking idiot

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 27, 09 at 7:55am