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  • 75 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:29am

    How could it freeze inside? Lame text

  • 65 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:04pm

    Bitch, lady gaga got her start by fucking Akon --black boy

  • 66 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 4:48pm

    How did piss freeze inside? RA's are in dorm rooms too... FAKE!!

  • 65 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:26am

    Ohh us rhode islanders

  • 63 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 8:44pm

    Our school has guys' dorms with doors outside, like hotels. Therefore it can freeze. Dorms don't always have indoor-only entry.

  • 66 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:50pm

    Congrats. You're an asshole who needlessly ruined someone's day. Have another shot!

  • 61 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:21am

    only in rhode island...

  • 67 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 11:47am

    Obviously you people have never been inside a URI dorm

  • 59 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:22am

    This sounds like a mlia

  • 72 80
    Submitted by testington on Feb 11, 10 at 10:59am

    Seriously? Who are these people who not only make up texts, but can't even make up something plausible? By definition an RA lives in a dorm/resident hall and so their door would be in a hallwall and not able to freeze.\n\n\nGrow up, when you actually go to college you will figure out life isn't a show on ABC family, and an RA isn't some mythical figured to be feared and retaliated against

  • 62 61
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 11, 10 at 9:21am

    insult to injury.....

  • 61 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:15am

    Saying that you are whatever a text is about (woman, RA, lady gaga. etc.) does not make people sympathize with you. Please shut up. :)

  • 52 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 1:21am

    2/11 10:15...telling people to please shut up because of a comment on tlfn doesn't make you look like a badass, just a whiny coward :)

  • 58 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:30am

    this is fucking stupid. pee isn't gonna freeze inside a warm building.

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:11am

    and I thought I was the only one who thought this should be on MLIA.

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:16pm

    I agree with 10:09 we put up with a lot of shit just from our jobs and having residents that are assholes just puts the icing on the cake

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:36am

    Besides the fact that urine doesn't freeze until at -35'C due to salinity. Sure this really happened though.

  • 50 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:46am

    i was waiting for an FML at the end of that

  • 48 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 11:32am

    That's fake pee doesn't freeze because it has urea in it try again!

  • 51 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 9:16am

    Firsttt nuccasss

  • 54 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:09am

    I'm an RA. We work our asses off for residents, and generally try really hard not to be the bad guy. Please don't pee in front of our doors.

  • 47 62
    Submitted by dacheech on Feb 13, 10 at 2:19pm

    Someone threw up in front of my door, I found it at 3am after being out with friends. I immediately whipped out my cell and took a pic to send to the people I had been out with. That picture has been the wallpaper of my cell for a month. I am not sure if it was retaliation or coincidence that vomit was at my door, either way, I am not complaining, I think it was hilarious.\nEven if your RA doesn't have good humor about this though, peeface, you didn't screw your RA over, you screwed housekeeping

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 10:01am

    MLIA?

  • 49 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 1:09pm

    You totally fucking suck at life