This morning I saw a frozen puddle in front of my RA's door and I laughed, assuming someone poured water in hopes that she would slip and fall. That's when my roommate told me I had peed there last night. Thank you Captain Morgan!
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Bitch, lady gaga got her start by fucking Akon
How could it freeze inside? Lame text
How did piss freeze inside? RA's are in dorm rooms too... FAKE!!
Saying that you are whatever a text is about (woman, RA, lady gaga. etc.) does not make people sympathize with you. Please shut up. :)
Ohh us rhode islanders
Congrats. You're an asshole who needlessly ruined someone's day. Have another shot!
Obviously you people have never been inside a URI dorm
only in rhode island...
Seriously? Who are these people who not only make up texts, but can't even make up something plausible? By definition an RA lives in a dorm/resident hall and so their door would be in a hallwall and not able to freeze.\n\n\nGrow up, when you actually go to college you will figure out life isn't a show on ABC family, and an RA isn't some mythical figured to be feared and retaliated against
Our school has guys' dorms with doors outside, like hotels. Therefore it can freeze. Dorms don't always have indoor-only entry.
insult to injury.....
This sounds like a mlia
this is fucking stupid. pee isn't gonna freeze
inside a warm building.
I'm an RA. We work our asses off for residents, and generally try really hard not to be the bad guy. Please don't pee in front of our doors.
2/11 10:15...telling people to please shut up because of a comment on tlfn doesn't make you look like a badass, just a whiny coward :)
I agree with 10:09 we put up with a lot of shit just from our jobs and having residents that are assholes just puts the icing on the cake
That's fake pee doesn't freeze because it has urea in it try again!
i was waiting for an FML at the end of that
Someone threw up in front of my door, I found it at 3am after being out with friends. I immediately whipped out my cell and took a pic to send to the people I had been out with. That picture has been the wallpaper of my cell for a month. I am not sure if it was retaliation or coincidence that vomit was at my door, either way, I am not complaining, I think it was hilarious.\nEven if your RA doesn't have good humor about this though, peeface, you didn't screw your RA over, you screwed housekeeping
and I thought I was the only one who thought this should be on MLIA.
You totally fucking suck at life
Besides the fact that urine doesn't freeze until at -35'C due to salinity. Sure this really happened though.