it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
