Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
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Too bad your probably a giant piece of shit.
Eh as long as you aren't drinking on the job its all good. Everyone hates the police till they need them.\n\nThat said I also hate the police.
Nah never need em really juat hamdel ur own as hit
nice an alcoholic with a badge and gun a great combo I can't see anything bad happening there
You're not one of the cops from Superbad are you?
I thought the best part of being a cop was all the women you get?
mmmm i love cops ;)
must be from Milford..
Definitely copied the last line from a previous TFLN.
DaveyJ you're right. It was posted by a firefighter. Just goes to show that God created firefighters so cops could have heroes.
Hey just cause they fail civil service or couldnt handle the heat
um, cops have to take the civil service also in mass. Plus, more often than not, cops enter burning buildings. aka STFU or get a job that educates you to have a word in it.
worst part of being a cop: you're a fucking cop. douche. Fuck the police!
Okay...Just don't drink on the job...