I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
But lunch with my dad really just means an hour and a half of him telling me how he's disappointed and how he knows I'm on drugs
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
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