Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
how many americans can say they have been laid before eating their first big mac?
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
I'm at about main and main street
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
There are leaves in my underwear?
DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT, PEE IN MY FUCKING TRASHCAN?!
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