Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
We just shotgunned beers for America
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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