do herpes really smell.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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