you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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