how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
nutella sex= disaster
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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