maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Somebody found our where I was and called the bar looking for me. When the bartender called my name I finished my beer and took off like a fugitive.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
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I am a murderer. I ran over so many baby frogs. I wanted to stop and pick some up to take home, but all I have is a wine bottle. I'd hate to explain that to a cop.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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