I'm at subway, this 8 year old kid is judging my fashion sense with his dad. I want to kill myself.
It's ok, he's just 8, he's not judging you.
He just asked why I'm sitting alone. I honestly want to cry.
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Hahahahaha. That is so great. Kids are really mean though.
You fail at life sir.
No, I feel you, Kids today are so fucking judgmental and mean. I'm 20 & get fucked with by little kids all the time. Usually, they ask their parents if I'm a boy or a woman. not cool. & i hate when the parents play along with it. Just the other day I got pointed out by a tourist to the city mom, "& this honey, this is a hippie."
"Yes honey, Hippie."
you should have told the nosy fucks to go back to breathing through their mouth and mind their own business so you could enjoy the rest of your bacon & chicken ranch sandwich
sorry. but dont feel bad. children suck.
Should've picked the kid up and used him as a blunt object with which to beat the Dane Cook impersonator. Or Dane Cook himself, if he showed up.
I get the feeling that the person is a girl... unless you meant dude in the gender non-specific kind of way... in which case just ignore my entire post ^___^
Hi Blake Jones formerly of Gainesville, Florida but now technically residing in Beachwood, Ohio.
It's not funny to joke about suicide...
Pulling a Dane Cook is never cool. What a douche
You might as well just kill yourself now
I just fat lady laughed
Haha I know the kid he's a dude
You should of pulled a Dane Cook and Effed that kid up. Kids are annoying ugh
seriously, eight year olds aren't really old enough to have a sense of fashion other than what's "trendy" or not, and do you actually want to be wearing THOSE clothes? seriously, if the majority of the USA thinks you're dressing well, you're probably a douchebag. fuck them all, and enjoy being a delightful misfit that any intelligent human being will recognize as smart enough to NOT look like anyone else.
why care what an eight year old or any other age person judges your fashion sense. learn to feel secure in the style you like and dont even copy that one girl or boy who is wearing the slutty outfits and the jeans that hang around the upper thighs which is ridiculous looking anyway.
i'm sure you could have crushed that child's soul if you wanted...well there's always next time.
You should have thrown the kid in front of a train.
dude just a question, but what were you wearing? hahaha
What's society's hang-up on being someplace alone? Like they think everyone else goes everywhere surrounded by an entourage.
I would have just turned to the parent and asked them why they don't feel it's necessary to teach their children social manners.
Wow you are a fucking pathetic loser. Kill yourself now if you get that offended over words from a fucking EIGHT YEAR OLD. Grow up, you're a pathetic excuse of a human being.
8 year olds don't even dress themselves.
Hi Brandon Smith of Beachwood, Ohio.
No you shouldn't feel offended, you shoud just explain to the kid you're alone because you're obviously an emotional wreck, if that upset you.
Either put on some normal clothes or kill yourself, emo.
9:54PM, Haha damn. I know that kid.