they need to just BURY HIM!
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2:21 it's the best text in awhile
mmmmmm slaw and french fries
I agree with this 1 million percent. He needs to be put in the ground, like pronto. People you need to get over it, he did make great music but he also had a reputation. Love him or hate him he's not even alive anymore.
You're over it. Kay? Thanks.
I did love his music, but I think the memorial was a little overdramatic. It's sad that some of these celebrities can't even get "peace" when they die. They had to make it into a big "party."
i thought this text had something to do with Step Brothers..
"i'm burying you!"
2:46. Thats not even remotely funny nor was it funny when we first heard it the day he died. If you're going to try to be funny at least be original.
After they bury him I'm just gonna dig him up and have a beer with him. Cuz that would fuckin' rock.
401, how about u step outside n go for a walk. no mj coverage there
he already did, so your logic fails
i think it could be argued that OJ changed football as well, at least in the RB position, with size, speed and power and he is a HOFer...not as dramatic as mj, though, youre right...
bill bailey did the moonwalk in the 50's. fuck michael jackson
def thought this was about spencer pratt
um 4:44 its 4:39, and the intelligent person who wrote the one before you made the point, loud and clear...so thanks 4:43, and kill yourself 444 so you can join mj in hell
I love how Michael Jackson's funeral got more coverage than Reagan's.
did anyone ever stop to think that...his plastic body will last longer than the casket?
black michael made some good music.
white michael is a fucking child molester that no one seems to remember.
HOLY SHIT PUT THAT M-F'er IN THE GROUND ALREADY! It's not a funeral if it's a fucking three ring circus. How many of the celebwhores there are only there because they're desperately trying to get some of the spotlight this creepy fuck is drawing after he kicked the bucket. I'd say a lot of them.
" Anonymous said...
Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny?
July 7, 2009 3:41PM"
i respect him as a performer, but certain choices in life overshadow talent eventually... i think that the child molestation, the drugs, and just the bizarre nature of his lifestyle certainly fall into that category...OJ was an unbelievable football player before he killed those two (he did it, or at least theres a book that says if he would have, this is how he would have killed them, by him), but his choices overshadow any skill or ability he ever had...the same thing could be applied to elvis
All pedophiles should be tgis embraced at their funeral. I thought I was the only one who couldn't give fuck less about his death. Move on
ok 523 you bring a logical argument...but it was never proven that OJ killed his wife and the other dude...for each argument, there is a counter
why would I want to be buried at the staples center?
I wish they tripped and it fell open...
blt with a hefeweizen and some slaw?
so, if we resurrected him, he'd be a zombie... so, we'd have to take his head off, practically.
why did this text even make the feed?
put present between "casket" and "to"
that sounds more like a mongoose,
Riki Tiki Tavi
he had lots of freaks around him at all times taking advantage of him and his fragility. i wouldnt be suprised if he wasn't set up by some other pedderass. he's innocent.
i believe MJ was innocent, and all of you who just keep calling him bad names really do need to shut up. Seriously, he's dead now, leave it alone. Let him rest in piece. How would you like it if you died and people kept all the gossip that has ever been spread about you going? Not far is it.
I want my funeral at the staples center BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER haters :)
ugh. put that dumb shit in the ground already. 2 fuckin weeks of this shit. who gives a fuck. he's dead. who cares how he died. just throw him in the hole already. and is it necessary to have a 5 hour fuckin funneral on every goddam t.v. channel? sorry, but some of us don't give a fuck.
michael jackson was all about the fans, i feel like that's what he would have wanted. i don't see it as being "paraded"
Michael will always be with us... mostly because he's 90% non-biodegradable! Bury him... life goes on.
(For all you Michael "fans": at least he is still mentioned about music because he'll mostly be remembered for his last 10 years of "shinanigans" and being nuttier than a bag of Planters, be glad he still has that!... No one talks about OJ's great football skills anymore)
He's touching little boys in hell now
All this media on him is truly getting annoying. Legend? Yes. Music legend anyway, otherwise, this is just annoying! NO other dead person has gotten this. Ever. Like wtf.
I cant believe people think he wasn't a paedophile..... Dumbfucks.
put him in the ground and stfu on all the news channels.
Culkin lost his mind a long time ago thanks to the pressure put on him from his parents to keep making them rich.
the public makes their own opinions about what happened. he was influential, but the possibility remains of him being a molester...thats something i have a hard time overlooking. i havent said anything negative, im just being skeptical. but you have to admit that the whole charade is getting a little out of control. and you make good arguments
With chocolate on top!
everyone just shut up.
he's done nothing but be a super fucking creeper for 10+ years
and none of you gave a rat's ass about him, his music, or his family until he died.
right now the only thing that is dead is SANITY amongst the American people, who literally treated him like the cause for all childhood molestation for years, and somehow fell in love with him because he abused pills and died like elvis?
alone, addicted, and absolutely pathetic.
Careful, MJ's ghost might think it's a little boy and do naughty things to him!
This sounds like a job for: GHOSTBUSTERS!
right. but here's the thing, michael jackson isn't JUST a "child molester" he is so much more than that to so many people, he was amazingly talented, so the fact that accusations are overshadowing him as a performer is sad, in the case of OJ, he was KNOWN for being accused of murder, that is what really made him famous, where as mj should be remembered for his talent and not the accusations, people can think what they want of whether it was true or not, but it still shouldn't belittle him as a performer
Michael Jackson made a huge impact on so many people all through the world- he dererves every second that memorial dedicated to him.
DIG A DITCH AND BURY THAT BITCH... wh ois fucking mila kunis? god i'd love to be that guy
I hope MJ haunts ur shower forever.
wow, i love your sympathy and sensitivity 6:42. getting over deaths is just that easy, poof, over it.
True, 5:38. OJ Simpson didn't exactly change the face of football. MJ was a lifelong musical icon before his pedophilia accusations, while OJ was just another football player before the murder trial. So, MJ had a tragic fall from grace; OJ did not. It's the same reason why Michael Vick's dog fighting circuit will always be seen as a tragedy for the dogs and never for him in any way.
LONG LIVE MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
254, tht is the lamest mj joke ever produced. if ur gonna make fun of him, at least make it funny.
Best thread EVER! lol!!
Michael Jacksons wasnt my lover, he's just a guy who danced and sanged songs but he will always remain in our hearts. ( beat from Billie Jean by Michael Jackson) (dont care if u think its corny!!!!!!) KING OF POP 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Damn, where'd that squirl go? And what about that mongoose? Taco. That's where it's at.
their never gonna let him die in peace....gosh.......
i will put you in the ground! put you in the ground! ah barry gibbs talk show... i'd rather be watching a soap opera than this bullshit.
It was never proven he was innconent and as fucked up as mcculley caukin is it's been proven beyond a doubt to me
seriously! Put. Him. In. The. Ground.
H8n? Gr8est? Tryna? Kno? 4rm?
You're the reason this contry is fucked. Good job!
MJ WILL LIVE ON FOREVER
He did get "peace". Remember? That's why he went on trial!
Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny?
Hey 2:24 Michael Jackson's memorial service is today, just thought you would want to know
I would prefer it if they put the ground in him
god damn you fucks that love michael he was a peice of shit with marginal talent at best
i dont think there are such things as shitty wooden caskets anymore...the casket was paraded in front of an audience , i feel like thats the problem
I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT
@4:30(1) He donated money he didn't have, so now he's 400million in debt. sounds like a dumbass, to me. He PLAYED IN THE BATH WITH SMALL CHILDREN! are you kidding? i bet you're the same kind of person that thinks obama is sincere too.
the parents are just as much to blame, yes. you, you are sheep.
COMPLETELY AGREED. How much praise should a child molester get?! wtf?
he's dead. who gives a fuck if he did it or not.
just let him die and be done with it.
@10:29 AM [July 8th] sure I'll help you! Thats the worst for them
i'm sick of everyone crying over it like they are his best friend. yeah he had talen whatever he motivated you to sing/dance whatever. were you there with him on his birthdays or holidays? did you guys chat on the phone? yeah didn't think, save your remorse for someone who is actually going to deserve it.
4:30, he touched boys...kinda like what priests did...i dont care how good to humanity you are after that, he shoulda been taken out back and shot a long time ago...to even have allegations brought up...and i bet the lawyer who defended him keeps a nice ol portion of the estate for himself, since he gets to divide it up
orrr how about people made up allegations against him for money? if it was a morality issue and they really thought he was a bad guy then the money shouldn't have been the point, it could have gone both ways.
its "peace" you fucking idiot, not piece, and he brought it upon himself with his lifestyle and choices
Show some fucking respect. Assholes. No one's making you watch the funeral.
I am so fucking proud that this came from the 515.
2:30, how has it been proven beyond a doubt to you? what do you have some kind of inside information, you can have your own personal beliefs about it but it certainly hasn't been proven beyond a doubt to you.
oh yeah he was so generous! so kindhearted! what better way to say thank you to the world than to rot in a 14- karat gold casket! totally worth it!
244 i said funeral not buried fucktard
Why was there an Irish little White kid singing one of MJs songs saying "I love michael jackson" Havnt they learned their lesson?
grave robberts...his shit will be on ebay in no time
and how do you know he was a pedophile? the man never had a chance to grow up, he was only a kid himself, no one is a "dumbfuck" for thinking he wasn't a pedophile, sorry, maybe some of us give people the benefit of the doubt.
you have been watching tv at work for 2 1/2 hours??? I want that job
Wow you guys are losers to even argue on a random website. Go fuck your sister and shut up.
so you're saying that just because you don't know someone you shouldn't be sad, in that case, let's not be sad about september 11th either! we didnt know all those people that died afterall.
3:42 here..it's not beyond a shadow of the doubt if it wasn't proven, and if the people that accused him really thought he was a bad man why did they drop the charges then and take the money? personally, if my child was molested by someone, i wouldn't be bought. no one is saying he wasn't a little mentally off, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was malicious in his actions
6:43 I feel bad for his family because that's tough. You on the other hand have no excuse to be sad, you didn't even know him. Love, 6:42
right, we never will know for sure, but in my opinion..it's one thing to make jokes and say things about him while he is living, but to be so disrespectful now that he has died, is just wrong...people say things about him like they KNOW for a fact he was a child molester, but i think now that in his death, that should not be something that people dwell on, especially because it was never proven, and because he was such an influential musician primarily
i say we all make sammiches
can we raise him from the dead so we can kill him again...just for shits and giggles?
in recognition of MJ's death....Target and Wal-Mart are announcing they are going to have all little boys pants 1/2 off
ew al sharpton. i feel as if hes yelling at me, like i did something wrong
Agreed! I'm stuck at work and it's been on tv for 2 and a half hours already. I can't take it anymore!
Riki Tiki Timbo, No Sarembo.
3:42 its not the benefit of the doubt, its beyond a shadow of a doubt. The dude, liked little boys, deal with it.
and apparently no one remembers when Anna Nicole Smith died, she was on the news for 3 fucking weeks
AMEN! I can't believe we are still talking about this. He's dead I don't give a fuck.
Burn him at the end and let it go. Really, really tired of this worshiping of a child molester.
can someone help me get this midget out of the tree??? He is dressed up like Elvis and fighting a cat.
god damn you fucks, i love michael.
no ones making us watch the funeral but we cant fucking get away from all the facebook, twitter, and other publicity. ENOUGH ALREADY.
are any of you fucks gonna have a funeral at a staples center? didn't think so......zip it
so out of all of the allegations against him, there was never a shred of truth to any of them? people have been accused of stuff before, but rarely multiple times only to be "not guilty" or "dismissed" or "settled out of court" sounds like some little kids got dicked down and their parents had cash shoved in their pie holes.
I could give slightly less than 1/3 of 1 shit about Michael Jackson. Dead, alive, innocent, guilty, black, whilte, greyish, whatever. 1/3 of a shit.
(Although I do find the people who "know" that he was innocent to be pretty hilarious.)
either way, they need to bury his ass cuz its getting old quick
wow, what rebuttals!
who wants to bring their kids to never never land to play. i'll watch them for as long as you want to leave them here...
um, his family picks the casket..and he himself in his life was extravagant, if the casket was a shitty wooden box everyone would be like, thats the casket they got for michael jackson, the king of pop? are you kidding, there would be so much shit said over that
the bitch at work is watching this shit. mariah carey is awful
its never been proven he's guilty you ignorant fucks neener!
LOL!!! these posts are cracking me up! let the man rest in peace. the media portraying a gross and display of celebrity worship!
haha yeah seriously who even types like that
butt ummm i kind of agree with this text
I almost killed all the endangered animals in the world when I heard the news...but I only killed half of them
I love that his funeral cost over 3 million bucks. I can think of many other things that money could have paid for. Where were the celebs with the financial support? Now tax payers have to pitch in. Not fair.
@3:42, you have to realize, he was an adult. he wasn't a child. there are choices to make... and not sleep in the same bed with children, especially if they're not yours.
Voodoo baby! That'll bring him back! But how shall we kill him? Mwahahahaha!
mariah carey sucks at life
Amen is right bury the plastic fucker already!
That BLT was delicious, but the chocolate squirrel ate my fries and the golden mongoose kept staring at me
co-worker just informed me that usher is singing to the casket. if that shit isn't weird, i hear R. Kelly is going to pee on it here in a little bit.
I say melt his plastic azz down and turn him into legos... so little boys can finally play with him for a change!
I think I want a club sandwich
you people are extremely disrespectful and it's sad that you succumbed to the media instead of appreciating him for his talent, which is what he should be remembered for because it's the only thing we know about him that is real, it's really sad how ignorant some people are.
2nd 6:01 I agree... after watching interviews with him later in life and seeing how emotional he was over his childhood and struggles he faced as an adult and how much he hurt over things we don't even care about, like mothers and fathers not bothering to show their children they are loved on a regular basis... Jesus Christ. I really empathized with that part of him.
he spent all his time trying to change himself into a white man/woman and then ya'll go and elect a black president and see what happens...he couldn't take it.
Thankfully he didn't take the taco!
i love how everyone knows exactly who we're talking about without the original post ever mentioning a name...
i agree with the text... just freakin bury him
there something to be said for a burial 6:43, and then the fiasco that is this memorial...we dont need the damned 14 karat gold casket to illustrate our respect for him
Fuck Anna Nicole Smith
3:11 I almost just fell out of my chair laughing
MJ loved the music
thought he was a pedo
laughed my ass off at all the jookes going around about him when he died. May he molest in peace yo.
i see your point, but my thing is that everyone's talent is starting to make them above what they do. it happens with athletes and performers, that they think they are above things. Im not saying mj did. yes he was troubled. i just think the plastic surgery, excessive and eccentric lifestyle, drugs, and possible molestation are much larger than people say they are. its more the child shit that gets me. you can say that he was never convicted or proven, but fact is we'll never know for sure
LET'S MAKE BISCUITS!
I saw a squirel, it was going like this tktktktktktkt!
Jesus, people. Just let him rest in peace. God knows he didn't get a moment of silence while he was alive.
haha, marginal talent at best. thats funny. number 1 and 2 best selling albums of all time are pretty marginal. but then again, you probly know ALOT more about music than all those 40 million or so people who bought it. yer probly a Slayer fan.
Grow up. A legend is dead and people are mourning. Show some respect.
dear 9:03 even if he did haunt me i would just get my lighter out and melt his fucking 95% plastic ectoplasm put him in a jar and throw him into the ocean
He was an incredible artist, and a music icon.
For those who have only heard thriller or billy jean, shut up and listen to more of his songs and stop claiming to be a huge fan of his.
I once watched a midget fight a mongoose, talk about funny
he is fucking Mila Kunis I think he is doin ok
so bummed all my fav shows were cancelled by this fiasco known as a memorial
i have a few landfills in mind...fuckin' child molester.
The only proof I care about is 100 proof
439, who says he touched boys? ooooh you mean the boy's family that accused him and got a 25 million dollar settlement, then we never heard anything again? oooh okay. smart parents also to let their child sleepover at michael jackson's if he was such a dangerous man, money isn't a reason to lie, really. nope.
why would someone as hot as mila kunis be anywhere near macaulay culkin? first i have to deal with hearing about this shit again, now you break it to me that mila kunis is a dumbass? FML. bad fuckin day.