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  • 2:21 it's the best text in awhile

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm
  • mmmmmm slaw and french fries

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:24pm
  • I did love his music, but I think the memorial was a little overdramatic. It's sad that some of these celebrities can't even get "peace" when they die. They had to make it into a big "party."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:22pm
  • 2:46. Thats not even remotely funny nor was it funny when we first heard it the day he died. If you're going to try to be funny at least be original.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:50pm
  • I agree with this 1 million percent. He needs to be put in the ground, like pronto. People you need to get over it, he did make great music but he also had a reputation. Love him or hate him he's not even alive anymore. You're over it. Kay? Thanks.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:42pm
  • i thought this text had something to do with Step Brothers.. "i'm burying you!"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • 401, how about u step outside n go for a walk. no mj coverage there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:06pm
  • After they bury him I'm just gonna dig him up and have a beer with him. Cuz that would fuckin' rock.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:01pm
  • he already did, so your logic fails

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:17pm
  • i think it could be argued that OJ changed football as well, at least in the RB position, with size, speed and power and he is a HOFer...not as dramatic as mj, though, youre right...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:53pm
  • def thought this was about spencer pratt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm
  • blueberry waffles???????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:56am
  • I love how Michael Jackson's funeral got more coverage than Reagan's.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:37am
  • bill bailey did the moonwalk in the 50's. fuck michael jackson

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:40pm
  • um 4:44 its 4:39, and the intelligent person who wrote the one before you made the point, loud and clear...so thanks 4:43, and kill yourself 444 so you can join mj in hell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:02pm
  • did anyone ever stop to think that...his plastic body will last longer than the casket?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm
  • i respect him as a performer, but certain choices in life overshadow talent eventually... i think that the child molestation, the drugs, and just the bizarre nature of his lifestyle certainly fall into that category...OJ was an unbelievable football player before he killed those two (he did it, or at least theres a book that says if he would have, this is how he would have killed them, by him), but his choices overshadow any skill or ability he ever had...the same thing could be applied to elvis

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:42pm
  • why would I want to be buried at the staples center?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:44pm
  • HOLY SHIT PUT THAT M-F'er IN THE GROUND ALREADY! It's not a funeral if it's a fucking three ring circus. How many of the celebwhores there are only there because they're desperately trying to get some of the spotlight this creepy fuck is drawing after he kicked the bucket. I'd say a lot of them.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19pm
  • " Anonymous said... Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny? July 7, 2009 3:41PM" way played

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 2:18pm
  • All pedophiles should be tgis embraced at their funeral. I thought I was the only one who couldn't give fuck less about his death. Move on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:22pm
  • black michael made some good music. white michael is a fucking child molester that no one seems to remember. haha RIP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:44pm
  • I wish they tripped and it fell open...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:05pm
  • blt with a hefeweizen and some slaw?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:22pm
  • so, if we resurrected him, he'd be a zombie... so, we'd have to take his head off, practically.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:45pm
  • why did this text even make the feed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm
  • put present between "casket" and "to"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:50pm
  • that sounds more like a mongoose, Riki Tiki Tavi

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:53pm
  • ok 523 you bring a logical argument...but it was never proven that OJ killed his wife and the other dude...for each argument, there is a counter

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:34pm
  • I want my funeral at the staples center BILLY JEAN IS NOT MY LOVER haters :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:48pm
  • he had lots of freaks around him at all times taking advantage of him and his fragility. i wouldnt be suprised if he wasn't set up by some other pedderass. he's innocent.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm
  • i believe MJ was innocent, and all of you who just keep calling him bad names really do need to shut up. Seriously, he's dead now, leave it alone. Let him rest in piece. How would you like it if you died and people kept all the gossip that has ever been spread about you going? Not far is it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:15pm
  • ugh. put that dumb shit in the ground already. 2 fuckin weeks of this shit. who gives a fuck. he's dead. who cares how he died. just throw him in the hole already. and is it necessary to have a 5 hour fuckin funneral on every goddam t.v. channel? sorry, but some of us don't give a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:52pm
  • michael jackson was all about the fans, i feel like that's what he would have wanted. i don't see it as being "paraded"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:02pm
  • the public makes their own opinions about what happened. he was influential, but the possibility remains of him being a molester...thats something i have a hard time overlooking. i havent said anything negative, im just being skeptical. but you have to admit that the whole charade is getting a little out of control. and you make good arguments

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:44pm
  • All this media on him is truly getting annoying. Legend? Yes. Music legend anyway, otherwise, this is just annoying! NO other dead person has gotten this. Ever. Like wtf.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:44pm
  • I cant believe people think he wasn't a paedophile..... Dumbfucks. put him in the ground and stfu on all the news channels. Cunts.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:35pm
  • Culkin lost his mind a long time ago thanks to the pressure put on him from his parents to keep making them rich.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm
  • He's touching little boys in hell now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:27pm
  • DIG A DITCH AND BURY THAT BITCH... wh ois fucking mila kunis? god i'd love to be that guy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:36pm
  • With chocolate on top!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:05am
  • everyone just shut up. he's done nothing but be a super fucking creeper for 10+ years and none of you gave a rat's ass about him, his music, or his family until he died. right now the only thing that is dead is SANITY amongst the American people, who literally treated him like the cause for all childhood molestation for years, and somehow fell in love with him because he abused pills and died like elvis? alone, addicted, and absolutely pathetic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:24am
  • wow, i love your sympathy and sensitivity 6:42. getting over deaths is just that easy, poof, over it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:43pm
  • right. but here's the thing, michael jackson isn't JUST a "child molester" he is so much more than that to so many people, he was amazingly talented, so the fact that accusations are overshadowing him as a performer is sad, in the case of OJ, he was KNOWN for being accused of murder, that is what really made him famous, where as mj should be remembered for his talent and not the accusations, people can think what they want of whether it was true or not, but it still shouldn't belittle him as a performer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:38pm
  • Michael will always be with us... mostly because he's 90% non-biodegradable! Bury him... life goes on. (For all you Michael "fans": at least he is still mentioned about music because he'll mostly be remembered for his last 10 years of "shinanigans" and being nuttier than a bag of Planters, be glad he still has that!... No one talks about OJ's great football skills anymore)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:21pm
  • 254, tht is the lamest mj joke ever produced. if ur gonna make fun of him, at least make it funny.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Careful, MJ's ghost might think it's a little boy and do naughty things to him! This sounds like a job for: GHOSTBUSTERS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 11:03am
  • Best thread EVER! lol!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:25am
  • their never gonna let him die in peace....gosh.......

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:06pm
  • Michael Jackson made a huge impact on so many people all through the world- he dererves every second that memorial dedicated to him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm
  • I hope MJ haunts ur shower forever.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:29pm
  • seriously! Put. Him. In. The. Ground.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:19pm
  • H8n? Gr8est? Tryna? Kno? 4rm? You're the reason this contry is fucked. Good job!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:21pm
  • True, 5:38. OJ Simpson didn't exactly change the face of football. MJ was a lifelong musical icon before his pedophilia accusations, while OJ was just another football player before the murder trial. So, MJ had a tragic fall from grace; OJ did not. It's the same reason why Michael Vick's dog fighting circuit will always be seen as a tragedy for the dogs and never for him in any way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:50pm
  • LONG LIVE MJ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!KING OF POP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:13pm
  • Why would this text make it on the site? It's not funny?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:41pm
  • Michael Jacksons wasnt my lover, he's just a guy who danced and sanged songs but he will always remain in our hearts. ( beat from Billie Jean by Michael Jackson) (dont care if u think its corny!!!!!!) KING OF POP 4 EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:30pm
  • i dont think there are such things as shitty wooden caskets anymore...the casket was paraded in front of an audience , i feel like thats the problem

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:55pm
  • Damn, where'd that squirl go? And what about that mongoose? Taco. That's where it's at.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:21pm
  • i will put you in the ground! put you in the ground! ah barry gibbs talk show... i'd rather be watching a soap opera than this bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:31pm
  • It was never proven he was innconent and as fucked up as mcculley caukin is it's been proven beyond a doubt to me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:30pm
  • I AM SICK OF HEARING ABOUT THAT FUCKED UP PIECE OF SHIT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:24pm
  • MJ WILL LIVE ON FOREVER

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 11:05pm
  • He did get "peace". Remember? That's why he went on trial!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:24pm
  • Hey 2:24 Michael Jackson's memorial service is today, just thought you would want to know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:25pm
  • I would prefer it if they put the ground in him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm
  • god damn you fucks that love michael he was a peice of shit with marginal talent at best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:13pm
  • he's dead. who gives a fuck if he did it or not. just let him die and be done with it. @10:29 AM [July 8th] sure I'll help you! Thats the worst for them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:21pm
  • @4:30(1) He donated money he didn't have, so now he's 400million in debt. sounds like a dumbass, to me. He PLAYED IN THE BATH WITH SMALL CHILDREN! are you kidding? i bet you're the same kind of person that thinks obama is sincere too.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:43pm
  • Show some fucking respect. Assholes. No one's making you watch the funeral.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:53pm
  • COMPLETELY AGREED. How much praise should a child molester get?! wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:36pm
  • i'm sick of everyone crying over it like they are his best friend. yeah he had talen whatever he motivated you to sing/dance whatever. were you there with him on his birthdays or holidays? did you guys chat on the phone? yeah didn't think, save your remorse for someone who is actually going to deserve it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:05am
  • grave robberts...his shit will be on ebay in no time

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:54pm
  • 4:30, he touched boys...kinda like what priests did...i dont care how good to humanity you are after that, he shoulda been taken out back and shot a long time ago...to even have allegations brought up...and i bet the lawyer who defended him keeps a nice ol portion of the estate for himself, since he gets to divide it up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:39pm
  • orrr how about people made up allegations against him for money? if it was a morality issue and they really thought he was a bad guy then the money shouldn't have been the point, it could have gone both ways.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:39pm
  • its "peace" you fucking idiot, not piece, and he brought it upon himself with his lifestyle and choices

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:18pm
  • the parents are just as much to blame, yes. you, you are sheep.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:46pm
  • I am so fucking proud that this came from the 515.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:33pm
  • NO SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:12pm
  • 2:30, how has it been proven beyond a doubt to you? what do you have some kind of inside information, you can have your own personal beliefs about it but it certainly hasn't been proven beyond a doubt to you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:32pm
  • you have been watching tv at work for 2 1/2 hours??? I want that job

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:22pm
  • oh yeah he was so generous! so kindhearted! what better way to say thank you to the world than to rot in a 14- karat gold casket! totally worth it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:34pm
  • 244 i said funeral not buried fucktard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:54pm
  • Why was there an Irish little White kid singing one of MJs songs saying "I love michael jackson" Havnt they learned their lesson?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:14pm
  • right, we never will know for sure, but in my opinion..it's one thing to make jokes and say things about him while he is living, but to be so disrespectful now that he has died, is just wrong...people say things about him like they KNOW for a fact he was a child molester, but i think now that in his death, that should not be something that people dwell on, especially because it was never proven, and because he was such an influential musician primarily

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:28pm
  • can we raise him from the dead so we can kill him again...just for shits and giggles?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:29pm
  • and how do you know he was a pedophile? the man never had a chance to grow up, he was only a kid himself, no one is a "dumbfuck" for thinking he wasn't a pedophile, sorry, maybe some of us give people the benefit of the doubt.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:42pm
  • in recognition of MJ's death....Target and Wal-Mart are announcing they are going to have all little boys pants 1/2 off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:54pm
  • ew al sharpton. i feel as if hes yelling at me, like i did something wrong

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:26pm
  • Wow you guys are losers to even argue on a random website. Go fuck your sister and shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 8:10am
  • so you're saying that just because you don't know someone you shouldn't be sad, in that case, let's not be sad about september 11th either! we didnt know all those people that died afterall.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:07pm
  • 3:42 here..it's not beyond a shadow of the doubt if it wasn't proven, and if the people that accused him really thought he was a bad man why did they drop the charges then and take the money? personally, if my child was molested by someone, i wouldn't be bought. no one is saying he wasn't a little mentally off, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was malicious in his actions

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48pm
  • 6:43 I feel bad for his family because that's tough. You on the other hand have no excuse to be sad, you didn't even know him. Love, 6:42

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:05pm
  • i say we all make sammiches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:49pm
  • 3:42 its not the benefit of the doubt, its beyond a shadow of a doubt. The dude, liked little boys, deal with it. and apparently no one remembers when Anna Nicole Smith died, she was on the news for 3 fucking weeks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:46pm
  • Agreed! I'm stuck at work and it's been on tv for 2 and a half hours already. I can't take it anymore!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm
  • Riki Tiki Timbo, No Sarembo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:57pm
  • AMEN! I can't believe we are still talking about this. He's dead I don't give a fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:50pm
  • can someone help me get this midget out of the tree??? He is dressed up like Elvis and fighting a cat.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 10:29am
  • I could give slightly less than 1/3 of 1 shit about Michael Jackson. Dead, alive, innocent, guilty, black, whilte, greyish, whatever. 1/3 of a shit. (Although I do find the people who "know" that he was innocent to be pretty hilarious.)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:23pm
  • wow, what rebuttals!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:14pm
  • Burn him at the end and let it go. Really, really tired of this worshiping of a child molester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:26pm
  • who wants to bring their kids to never never land to play. i'll watch them for as long as you want to leave them here...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:21pm
  • god damn you fucks, i love michael.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 8:11pm
  • no ones making us watch the funeral but we cant fucking get away from all the facebook, twitter, and other publicity. ENOUGH ALREADY.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:01pm
  • the bitch at work is watching this shit. mariah carey is awful

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:41pm
  • are any of you fucks gonna have a funeral at a staples center? didn't think so......zip it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:41pm
  • either way, they need to bury his ass cuz its getting old quick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:57pm
  • LOL!!! these posts are cracking me up! let the man rest in peace. the media portraying a gross and display of celebrity worship!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:23pm
  • um, his family picks the casket..and he himself in his life was extravagant, if the casket was a shitty wooden box everyone would be like, thats the casket they got for michael jackson, the king of pop? are you kidding, there would be so much shit said over that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:53pm
  • so out of all of the allegations against him, there was never a shred of truth to any of them? people have been accused of stuff before, but rarely multiple times only to be "not guilty" or "dismissed" or "settled out of court" sounds like some little kids got dicked down and their parents had cash shoved in their pie holes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:37pm
  • its never been proven he's guilty you ignorant fucks neener!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:27pm
  • I almost killed all the endangered animals in the world when I heard the news...but I only killed half of them

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:47am
  • @3:42, you have to realize, he was an adult. he wasn't a child. there are choices to make... and not sleep in the same bed with children, especially if they're not yours.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:46pm
  • haha yeah seriously who even types like that butt ummm i kind of agree with this text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52pm
  • I love that his funeral cost over 3 million bucks. I can think of many other things that money could have paid for. Where were the celebs with the financial support? Now tax payers have to pitch in. Not fair.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 7:55pm
  • mariah carey sucks at life FAIL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:36pm
  • That BLT was delicious, but the chocolate squirrel ate my fries and the golden mongoose kept staring at me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:31am
  • Voodoo baby! That'll bring him back! But how shall we kill him? Mwahahahaha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:35pm
  • you people are extremely disrespectful and it's sad that you succumbed to the media instead of appreciating him for his talent, which is what he should be remembered for because it's the only thing we know about him that is real, it's really sad how ignorant some people are.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Amen is right bury the plastic fucker already!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:35pm
  • I think I want a club sandwich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:58pm
  • co-worker just informed me that usher is singing to the casket. if that shit isn't weird, i hear R. Kelly is going to pee on it here in a little bit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:11pm
  • 2nd 6:01 I agree... after watching interviews with him later in life and seeing how emotional he was over his childhood and struggles he faced as an adult and how much he hurt over things we don't even care about, like mothers and fathers not bothering to show their children they are loved on a regular basis... Jesus Christ. I really empathized with that part of him.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:06pm
  • I say melt his plastic azz down and turn him into legos... so little boys can finally play with him for a change!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:46pm
  • Thankfully he didn't take the taco! Mmm tacos.... Waffles anyone?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 9:50am
  • i love how everyone knows exactly who we're talking about without the original post ever mentioning a name...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 7:44am
  • i agree with the text... just freakin bury him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:28pm
  • he spent all his time trying to change himself into a white man/woman and then ya'll go and elect a black president and see what happens...he couldn't take it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:51pm
  • there something to be said for a burial 6:43, and then the fiasco that is this memorial...we dont need the damned 14 karat gold casket to illustrate our respect for him

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:49pm
  • i see your point, but my thing is that everyone's talent is starting to make them above what they do. it happens with athletes and performers, that they think they are above things. Im not saying mj did. yes he was troubled. i just think the plastic surgery, excessive and eccentric lifestyle, drugs, and possible molestation are much larger than people say they are. its more the child shit that gets me. you can say that he was never convicted or proven, but fact is we'll never know for sure

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:22pm
  • Fuck Anna Nicole Smith

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:39pm
  • 3:11 I almost just fell out of my chair laughing

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:30pm
  • MJ loved the music thought he was a pedo laughed my ass off at all the jookes going around about him when he died. May he molest in peace yo.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 1:17am
  • LET'S MAKE BISCUITS! I saw a squirel, it was going like this tktktktktktkt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Jesus, people. Just let him rest in peace. God knows he didn't get a moment of silence while he was alive.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:24pm
  • dear 9:03 even if he did haunt me i would just get my lighter out and melt his fucking 95% plastic ectoplasm put him in a jar and throw him into the ocean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 9:22pm
  • He was an incredible artist, and a music icon. For those who have only heard thriller or billy jean, shut up and listen to more of his songs and stop claiming to be a huge fan of his.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 3:54am
  • haha, marginal talent at best. thats funny. number 1 and 2 best selling albums of all time are pretty marginal. but then again, you probly know ALOT more about music than all those 40 million or so people who bought it. yer probly a Slayer fan.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 12:47am
  • Ahhhhh!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 5, 10 at 9:34pm
  • Grow up. A legend is dead and people are mourning. Show some respect.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:38pm
  • I once watched a midget fight a mongoose, talk about funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 5:00pm
  • so bummed all my fav shows were cancelled by this fiasco known as a memorial

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 6:41pm
  • he is fucking Mila Kunis I think he is doin ok

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:33pm
  • i have a few landfills in mind...fuckin' child molester.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 09 at 8:25pm
  • The only proof I care about is 100 proof

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 2:28pm
  • 439, who says he touched boys? ooooh you mean the boy's family that accused him and got a 25 million dollar settlement, then we never heard anything again? oooh okay. smart parents also to let their child sleepover at michael jackson's if he was such a dangerous man, money isn't a reason to lie, really. nope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 4:44pm
  • why would someone as hot as mila kunis be anywhere near macaulay culkin? first i have to deal with hearing about this shit again, now you break it to me that mila kunis is a dumbass? FML. bad fuckin day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:00pm
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