The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
i need some magic done to my vagina
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV