I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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