Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It was like I was playing the clarinet on his penis. And I just kept saying I'm sorry.
I got kicked out of the men's bathroom at the diner last night because i was straddling the sink attempting to pee with pants on. Beat that.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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