and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
i think my tv is drunk
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
What??! Dude I'm not having you barging in at like 2 am smelling of cigarettes and disappointment to sleep on my couch and then have an awkward morning with my wife while I'm at work.
Touché sir
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