need another drink. this is the easiest way
Its official, cigarettes are now more expensive than weed
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
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Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
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Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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