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  • Submitted by xpitxbullx on May 31, 10 at 4:36pm

    That's what they say when they don't want to have sex with you.

    • Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 1, 10 at 1:28pm

      Actually, what they say in that case is GET A BOUNCER IN HERE!

  • Submitted by LynnZee on May 31, 10 at 6:44pm

    I know a lot of lesbian strippers...there are WAY more than 1. Good luck finding the single straight one that doesn't have a child and is stripping her way through law school. That, my friends, is the unicorn of strippers

  • Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 4:46pm

    Have you ever actually talked to a stripper? Like, outside of the strip club. They're ALL either lesbians or single mothers.

  • Submitted by evolwayz on May 31, 10 at 5:22pm

    Lmao....if ur ugly they all claim to play for the other team

  • Submitted by Kar98 on May 31, 10 at 4:26pm

    Wah wah wah. That one time at Hooters, I got the one waitress that was 8 months pregnant and in sweatpants.

  • Submitted by JJdoggie on May 31, 10 at 5:06pm

    Plenty of lesbian strippers out there, noob.

  • Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 4:19pm

    One is pure lesbian, the others are all bisexual.

  • Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 2, 10 at 4:18am

    That's the universe telling you to save your money and yourself from stds...

  • Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on May 31, 10 at 5:20pm

    Me tooo

  • Submitted by glassholmes on May 31, 10 at 4:22pm

    I got the one fuckin stripper that's celibate. THE ONLY ONE. And I'm pretty positive this is really only one, because celibate should never be used to describe a stripper.

  • Submitted by RAWR_06 on Jun 1, 10 at 10:47pm

    @ xpittxbullx you retard strippers don't have sex with people. Hookers do.

  • Submitted by blndeDIVA on May 31, 10 at 9:41pm

    They are all lesbians...less bee honest

  • Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:17am

    Ha Ha, BOOSH!

  • Submitted by sequioa on Jun 1, 10 at 2:38am

    here's a secret for guys out there.....strippers generally get higher tips if they tell their clients they are bisexual or lesbian....and they know that

    • Submitted by sequioa on Jun 1, 10 at 2:40am

      but to be fair there are quite a few who actually are (although no where near the insane proportion suggested by some comments)

  • Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 5:11pm

    I sent this in and the person who sent me this said the rest were bi but he could deal with that

  • Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:10pm

    Dude most strippers are bi these days. The "I like girls" line is almost always a translation for either "No full service at your final price" or for "Your money is good but ewwww!"

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 4:05pm

    First

  • Submitted by oldnewsguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:40pm

    That's because she was YOUR MOM.

  • Submitted by charliepants on May 31, 10 at 8:51pm

    Agreed arther....most strippers are lesbians dumass and i've dated many... Not proud

  • Submitted by jayboi99 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:32am

    To everyone who says that strippers are either single or lesbians tht is rather false, I know multitudes of strippers outside the club and they are amazing talented single straight girls cashing in on mens desperate need to fufill an urge... I mean why not if u can...