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  • That's what they say when they don't want to have sex with you.

    Submitted by xpitxbullx on May 31, 10 at 4:36pm
    • Actually, what they say in that case is GET A BOUNCER IN HERE!

      Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 1, 10 at 1:28pm
  • I know a lot of lesbian strippers...there are WAY more than 1. Good luck finding the single straight one that doesn't have a child and is stripping her way through law school. That, my friends, is the unicorn of strippers

    Submitted by LynnZee on May 31, 10 at 6:44pm
  • Have you ever actually talked to a stripper? Like, outside of the strip club. They're ALL either lesbians or single mothers.

    Submitted by arthurlux on May 31, 10 at 4:46pm
  • Lmao....if ur ugly they all claim to play for the other team

    Submitted by evolwayz on May 31, 10 at 5:22pm
  • Wah wah wah. That one time at Hooters, I got the one waitress that was 8 months pregnant and in sweatpants.

    Submitted by Kar98 on May 31, 10 at 4:26pm
  • I sent this in and the person who sent me this said the rest were bi but he could deal with that

    Submitted by abc101 on May 31, 10 at 5:11pm
  • Plenty of lesbian strippers out there, noob.

    Submitted by JJdoggie on May 31, 10 at 5:06pm
  • One is pure lesbian, the others are all bisexual.

    Submitted by klangford on May 31, 10 at 4:19pm
  • They are all lesbians...less bee honest

    Submitted by blndeDIVA on May 31, 10 at 9:41pm
  • Me tooo

    Submitted by BalackOBombsUs on May 31, 10 at 5:20pm
  • I got the one fuckin stripper that's celibate. THE ONLY ONE. And I'm pretty positive this is really only one, because celibate should never be used to describe a stripper.

    Submitted by glassholmes on May 31, 10 at 4:22pm
  • @ xpittxbullx you retard strippers don't have sex with people. Hookers do.

    Submitted by RAWR_06 on Jun 1, 10 at 10:47pm
  • That's the universe telling you to save your money and yourself from stds...

    Submitted by mybizzy on Jun 2, 10 at 4:18am
  • Dude most strippers are bi these days. The "I like girls" line is almost always a translation for either "No full service at your final price" or for "Your money is good but ewwww!"

    Submitted by cfreymarc on May 31, 10 at 6:10pm
  • Agreed arther....most strippers are lesbians dumass and i've dated many... Not proud

    Submitted by charliepants on May 31, 10 at 8:51pm
  • Ha Ha, BOOSH!

    Submitted by destructo on Jun 1, 10 at 4:17am
  • here's a secret for guys out there.....strippers generally get higher tips if they tell their clients they are bisexual or lesbian....and they know that

    Submitted by sequioa on Jun 1, 10 at 2:38am
    • but to be fair there are quite a few who actually are (although no where near the insane proportion suggested by some comments)

      Submitted by sequioa on Jun 1, 10 at 2:40am
  • First

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 31, 10 at 4:05pm
  • That's because she was YOUR MOM.

    Submitted by oldnewsguy on Jun 1, 10 at 3:40pm
  • To everyone who says that strippers are either single or lesbians tht is rather false, I know multitudes of strippers outside the club and they are amazing talented single straight girls cashing in on mens desperate need to fufill an urge... I mean why not if u can...

    Submitted by jayboi99 on Jun 1, 10 at 7:32am