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I wont touch it. I promise i wont touch it. JUST GET UNDER THE DAMN TABLE PLEASE.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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