Where are you?
In a non slutty way
party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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