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  • I second that.. Any 1 tries that and they'll get big, beautiful black eyeshadow around their eyes

    Submitted by Crazy_Razzy on Jul 23, 11 at 11:04am
    • Did you mean to say " if anyone ever tried that on me I'd just set off the snuke in my sniz."?

      Submitted by destructo on Jul 24, 11 at 6:47am
  • and this is where security shoulda carried him out back and beat the shit out of him..er..had complications in subduing the subject due to his violent and repeated attempts to flee

    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 23, 11 at 11:56am
  • Maybe that was the secret hand shake.

    Submitted by grindonME on Jul 24, 11 at 8:26am
  • The way you were grinding your ass on me like a slut with no regrets , I just thought it was an invitation

    Submitted by HowellMoney on Jul 23, 11 at 7:23pm
  • Well you are no fun. You'll learn though.

    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 23, 11 at 9:40am
  • Yes. Yes you are. A fuckin retard.

    Submitted by scorr06 on Jul 23, 11 at 9:29am
  • Nunubeest- love it

    Submitted by Aussie_girl on Jul 23, 11 at 11:10pm
  • First!!

    Submitted by imafuckinretard on Jul 23, 11 at 9:28am
  • It doesn't matter if you're 21, if you can't handle a guy sexually assaulting you, you shouldn't be in a bar. Try going to a classier bar next time.

    Submitted by opinionzombie on Jul 23, 11 at 12:54pm