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  • 70 63
    Submitted by Crazy_Razzy on Jul 23, 11 at 11:04am

    I second that.. Any 1 tries that and they'll get big, beautiful black eyeshadow around their eyes

    • 39 80
      Submitted by destructo on Jul 24, 11 at 6:47am

      Did you mean to say " if anyone ever tried that on me I'd just set off the snuke in my sniz."?

  • 77 80
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jul 23, 11 at 11:56am

    and this is where security shoulda carried him out back and beat the shit out of complications in subduing the subject due to his violent and repeated attempts to flee

  • 58 63
    Submitted by grindonME on Jul 24, 11 at 8:26am

    Maybe that was the secret hand shake.

  • 51 78
    Submitted by HowellMoney on Jul 23, 11 at 7:23pm

    The way you were grinding your ass on me like a slut with no regrets , I just thought it was an invitation

  • 49 86
    Submitted by Michguy on Jul 23, 11 at 9:40am

    Well you are no fun. You'll learn though.

  • 42 74
    Submitted by scorr06 on Jul 23, 11 at 9:29am

    Yes. Yes you are. A fuckin retard.

  • 40 74
    Submitted by Aussie_girl on Jul 23, 11 at 11:10pm

    Nunubeest- love it

  • 29 86
    Submitted by imafuckinretard on Jul 23, 11 at 9:28am


  • Submitted by opinionzombie on Jul 23, 11 at 12:54pm

    It doesn't matter if you're 21, if you can't handle a guy sexually assaulting you, you shouldn't be in a bar. Try going to a classier bar next time.