She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
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So when squirt guns are filled with vodka, they're so heavy that they feel like metal. Right...
There's one to tell the grandkids.
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