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  • 67 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 6:08pm

    hahah oh man toronto .. way to represent

  • 59 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:43pm

    Yeah... you got a little one if you're putting it in her backpussy and not waking her up...

  • 62 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 6:04pm

    1:51 - Yeah, I'm confused as to why 905 is labelled as Toronto but 416 is apparently Ontario. Should be the other way around.

  • 59 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:09am

    905 is Niagara, Hamilton, GTA, and along the water all the way to Colborne.

  • 64 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:38pm

    since we all hope anywhere you put it would wake her up, the point of this has to be that she wants you to leave her the hell alone while she sleeps

  • 59 61
    Submitted by Danny66 on Jun 25, 10 at 7:12pm

    Backdoora the Explora

  • 61 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 1:30pm

    4:32 and 12:03 it wouldn't be any of them, they would want to feel it no matter how fucked up the guy is.

  • 59 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 4:16pm

    I've done this aswell, in the pooper too. It really all depends on how wet you can get a sleeping person. aka wisper im brad pitt 400 times and then take a shit on them

  • 55 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:40pm

    12:43 backpussy! Hahahahah tht was a funny text

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 1:14am

    This made me giggle like a schppl girl. Im a 47 year old man.

  • 60 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:58pm

    I've said this to a guy before... And no, you can't stay asleep but it was a helluva way to wake up ... hahaha

  • 57 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:51pm

    Ok so apparently it is non existing if she cant feel it inserted while she is sleep

  • 59 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 1:51am

    Nonononono, 905 is NOT Toronto. Let's be clear. 905 is the area code of all the punks who infest our club district. And Hamilton, which sort of explains this text.

  • 60 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:27pm

    3:16 glad i could make you laugh. with love, 3:02

  • 53 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:39pm

    Sounds like a nasty skank-slut, to me.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:49pm

    one time my bf banged me while i was passed out and took a picture of me ass naked and send me a picture message that said "you're a dead lay"

  • 55 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:17pm

    that's gross, sounds like necrophilia. also, how would that not wake her up

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 3:52am

    This is a line from How I Met Your Mother (TV show, plays on Mondays, it's great, you should watch it, it had Neil Patrick Harris in it). I've been trying to figure out where this was from forever Season 2 Episode 13.

  • 55 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 1:34pm

    1:16 - you are so right. thanks for pointing that out.

  • 53 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 9:27am

    i know who this is.... what a bird

  • 46 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 12:22am

    Toronto/the GTA is 416 & 647.

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 12:32pm

    yeah. if you're not waking her up, you're def. not doing it right, or not big enough for her to feel it

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 9, 09 at 10:51pm

    I enjoyed this. Well played sir.

  • 49 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 3:02pm

    2:49 he sounds like a keeper

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:03am

    naa probs jessi ward or the tramp team

  • 38 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 18, 09 at 2:12pm

    maybe that's the point? she's trying to mess with him. haha