She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
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1:51 - Yeah, I'm confused as to why 905 is labelled as Toronto but 416 is apparently Ontario. Should be the other way around.
Backdoora the Explora
Yeah... you got a little one if you're putting it in her backpussy and not waking her up...
I've said this to a guy before...
And no, you can't stay asleep but it was a helluva way to wake up ... hahaha
since we all hope anywhere you put it would wake her up, the point of this has to be that she wants you to leave her the hell alone while she sleeps
1:16 - you are so right. thanks for pointing that out.
I've done this aswell, in the pooper too. It really all depends on how wet you can get a sleeping person. aka wisper im brad pitt 400 times and then take a shit on them
12:43 backpussy! Hahahahah tht was a funny text
905 is Niagara, Hamilton, GTA, and along the water all the way to Colborne.
hahah oh man toronto .. way to represent
4:32 and 12:03 it wouldn't be any of them, they would want to feel it no matter how fucked up the guy is.
Nonononono, 905 is NOT Toronto. Let's be clear. 905 is the area code of all the punks who infest our club district. And Hamilton, which sort of explains this text.
3:16 glad i could make you laugh.
with love, 3:02
i know who this is.... what a bird
Ok so apparently it is non existing if she cant feel it inserted while she is sleep
Sounds like a nasty skank-slut, to me.
naa probs jessi ward or the tramp team
This is a line from How I Met Your Mother (TV show, plays on Mondays, it's great, you should watch it, it had Neil Patrick Harris in it). I've been trying to figure out where this was from forever Season 2 Episode 13.
Toronto/the GTA is 416 & 647.
that's gross, sounds like necrophilia. also, how would that not wake her up
This made me giggle like a schppl girl. Im a 47 year old man.
one time my bf banged me while i was passed out and took a picture of me ass naked and send me a picture message that said "you're a dead lay"
maybe that's the point? she's trying to mess with him. haha
2:49 he sounds like a keeper
yeah. if you're not waking her up, you're def. not doing it right, or not big enough for her to feel it
I enjoyed this. Well played sir.