one word: firstdatebathroomanal
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
I forget how to act sober
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