yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
My nipple ring got caught on the rug again. Tequila makes me unlearn these things
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
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