the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
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I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
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Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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