When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
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I don't think it's a virgin thing. I'm thinking dry spell.
It has been decreed. The trophy shall be eightyeight dildos high.
Taking control of your own sexuality, being comfortable with this very basic and natural part of human nature, and learning what you like, want, and need is also cool. Don't let anyone tell you differently.
Being a virgin is cool. Don't let anyone tell you differently. Hold fast and be strong.
Number of times his trophy was having his eyes glued shut with a glucose & protein shake.