Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
I woke up in nothing but a shower cap and your sparkling coke straw snorter thing inbetween my toes. Explain.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
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