It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
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He misses her hot pocket.
There's no crying in pizza rolls!
Maybe you should have made a better impression, he then would probably have noticed who you were and wouldn't have made himself look like such a fat homo eating all the pizza rolls, and crying like a bitch. Good job. Fail, on your part and his.but mostly yours for bot being hot and a horribl boring person
But I'm thinking of what Sarah said...
How about waking up to a girl screaming cause she swore she was sleeping with her boyfriend the night before!