I was just at the bank and there was a fat lady wearing a cape. today is gonna be awesome.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
Randomize
